While it's not as fun as packing a real snowball and launching it into someone's face, it does replicate that satisfying crunchy sound and feel of making one.
Gift them what they've always wanted - Nothing!
Decorate and illuminate your beard or even your hair for the holidays with these tiny clip-on illuminated ornaments.
Fill with water, freeze, pop out the ice mold, flip it over onto the base, and pour shots down the icy tracks into shot glasses or mouths waiting at the base.
It's currently only 30 bucks, is a whopping 11 x 9.2 feet (over 100 square feet!), and is so soft and fluffy that it's compared to being wrapped in a cloud.
A handy condiment squeeze bottle in the shape of the mildly suggestive purple eggplant emoji.
This massive jar candle weighs 25 pounds, holds 2 gallons of apple cinnamon scented wax, has 5 wicks to ensure even burning, and burns for up to 500 hours.
This festive British cookie tin is filled with gourmet chocolate chip cookies, has a whimsical inner rotating carousel, and plays a musical carol when wound up.
A fun and functional 5 minute sand timer that gives the bathroom goer a visual motivator to enjoy the go and get off the pot in the ideal amount of time.
This festive box of wine is shaped like the Griswold's over-illuminated home in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation and includes LED lights and movie cutouts.
This stunning set of sophisticated moose mug-shaped stemware is crafted from durable acrylic that stands up to most full blown, four alarm holiday emergencies.
If Santa put you on the naughty list again this year because some snitching elf spy ratted you out, then you'll love devouring this Gummy Elf on the Shelf.
Why would anyone want a boring old traditional peppermint candy cane when they could have one that tastes like a stick of butter that was dipped in sugar?
A whimsical ceramic mug shaped like the most famous reindeer of all with a heat-sensitive nose that changes from black to bright red when hot coffee is poured.
These cool new yet quite cheesy Mac and Cheese Candy Canes are yellow striped candy canes that taste like instant macaroni and cheese.
This festive wine glass has an actual snow globe in the base with a little snowman, an evergreen, and a flurry of glittery snow that falls after every sip.
These cards were gross, disgusting, disturbing and always hilarious and this cookbook combines all that into tasty recipes that only look and sound nauseating.
Protect your paws, er hands, when handling hot pans from the oven (or big bowls of way too hot porridge) with these cool new Polar Bear Claws Oven Mitts.
These unusual candy canes replace the traditional boring peppermint candy cane flavor with the savory, umami flavor of gourmet Japanese shiitake mushrooms.
If you feel like the God of Thunder while sitting on your bathroom throne, try to wield Thor's mighty hammer Mjolnir in the air or just grab a few sheets of TP.
I don't even want to know why, but you never know when you'll need a fresh pair of underwear, so always be prepared with these cool new Instant Underpants.
